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Diagnoses of the dog haters<table border width=100%> | |||
| Symptom | Diagnosis | Problem | Solution | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dog mud on the pavement | Dog has defecated on the pavement and its owner has not removed it. | Dog owner is a big pig. | Defecating dogs can be removed from the pavement by kicking. | While kicking the dog watch out for the dog owner. |
| Dog mud on the playground | Dog was on the playground and has defecated. | Dog owner is an asshole | Repulse the dog by throwing stones on it.. | Use big stones. |
| Dog is barking | Dogs are stupid by nature. | It's the only thing they can do. | Strangle the dog with its collar. | Be careful, dog wants to bite you. |
| Dog bites | Bad dog has been trained by its bad owner. | Dog bites hurt a lot and take a long time to heal. | Press your fingers hard into the dogs eyes. | Report it to the police and sue the dog owner to get financial compensation. |
| Dog's belly drags on the ground | Dog is too fat. | It's owner has not understood the meaning of love to animals. | Owners must learn how to feed their dogs properly. | Fat dogs are not good to be cooked. |
| Dog is dead | Dog had a heart stroke because it was too fat. | solved. | The dead dog can be fed to other dogs. | Dog food - By dogs for dogs. |
| Dog pisses on your vehicle | Dogs like to piss on everything. | Owner allows his dog pissing on your vehicle. | Spit on the owner and tell him why. | Dogs don't mind if you spit on them. |
