Did it ever happen that ... ?

• You walk on the street and suddenly you notice, that it's impossible for you to evade the dog dirt because it has been spreaded by a dozen of pedestrians ?
• You've just marked your friend's carpet with lots of dog dirt because you've unknowingly stepped into some before?
• You marveled at the sweet urine smell after a warm summer rain in the city?
• You park your new motorbike which is definetely very important in your life in front of your house. After fifteen minutes you come back ant what you can see is amazing you: muck is on the rim.
• You have saved some money so you decide to renovate your house. You are standing in front of your house and suddenly you notice that a dog pees next to your door. On the next day you smell it - you take out your garden hose and try to wash away the source of the awful smell but there is one annoying consequence: the more you clean your entrance the more dogs visit your door.
• In the park: You and your partner are tired of the shopping tour. You like the atmosphere, it's a really nice park. You're watching the dogs which are playing here. Suddenly one dog starts having it off with another dog in front of you. You look away, what an ashaming situation!
  Then you partner notices, that she has been sitting on a dog's muck. What a romantic day!
• Your child is sitting in a sandpit and builds a sandcastle. Suddenly a dog runs up to the pit, pees on the castle, leaves its dirt and runs back to the dog owner who is standing behind the fence! ( remark: On the fence there is a sign and it says "No Dogs" )
• You were awakened at sunday 6am by the friendly barking of your neighbour's dog?
• After watching the dogs pissing into the lake you decide not to go swimming.
• You wondered how much more dog shit will be revealed when the remaining snow on the pavement has melted completly.
• As you enter a flat you can't stand the stink of the three dogs that live there.