Psychology of the dog owners

Why does someone become a dog owner?

• Dog is considered as a status symbol
• Boredom: Owner is unable to entertain himself.
• oafishness: Owner needs an equally stupid partner
• Security equipment: Owner ist too stingy to buy real alarm equipment
• Usefulness: Guide dog, Avalanche dog. This is the exception
• The need to talk: The poor animal has to listen. Luckily the poor animal does not understand anyway.
• alleged animal love: Caring for a helpless animal, which was bred for humans anyway. Thus the animal is condemned to diminish in a city dwelling.
• Compensation: The dog has to make up for the weaknesses of its owner. Therefore combat dogs almost always are owned by idiots.
• Child entertainment: Some parents believe that their children would be bored without a dog. However young people suffer from the obligations they have because of the dog.

Dogs are a spitting image of their owners:

• same characteristics
• just as fat
• just as aggressively
• just as stupid
• just as undisciplined